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fuckyeahlgbt:

shaanmichael:

blackenedbutterfly:

thedarkamethyst:

Just mother fucking rays of sunshine.

Because homosexuals and the like all decide to rain on your straight parade and molest all your children and try to turn all people into homosexuals. That’s what we aim to do all the time, why didn’t you see it before? We sit in the same room as you because we want you to catch our disease and make you squirm and then have you fall madly in love with us so that we can do what we please with you.

Oh yes, and we want you to be within close proximity so we can pull our purple sparkly dildos out of our back pockets and sodomize you because that’s just fun to do. We do it all the time. Seriously.

>.< And we want to make you have a gay marriage. It’s just the way to be. By supporting gay marriage you have to get into a gay marriage right away. No matter your sexual orientation, you must marry someone of the same sex because that’s what we really want, to cheat on our significant others with you so that we can marry someone who claims they are straight, legally.

SERIOUSLY.

Let’s not get it twisted. We don’t want to have the privileges and rights that straight couples have. We don’t want to be happy. We don’t want to be able to go into the emergency room with our loved ones. We don’t want to be able to be covered under the same insurance. Noooo…Why would we want something like that? Who REALLY wants to have that? Who wants to be married to the one they love? That’s poppycock! Blasphemy! Ridiculous! Ludicrous!

I think we should all just want to hate everyone else and wonder why bad shit happens to us. We should all sit back, gaybash, be rude, talk behind people’s backs, vote against gay marriage, complain that we don’t want a gay marriage, complain that we don’t want equal rights for everyone and then claim discrimination in the workforce.

Fuck yeah! Let’s do it. We’ll all be hateful, ignorant, and misquote the bible and then life will be grand. Yes, and then we’ll allow people to get out jail because just because someone raped a four year old 10 years ago, doesn’t mean they’re gonna do it now. Let ‘em out. Just because someone murdered over 100 people, doesn’t mean that they’re going to do it again! Let ‘em out. Come on, why not? You want to put gays to death because they like someone of the same sex but give a child molester a few years, some community service, probation, and some therapy classes.

What a perfect world.