January 2010
10 posts
People are fucking wonderful.
fuckyeahlgbt:
shaanmichael:
blackenedbutterfly:
thedarkamethyst:
Just mother fucking rays of sunshine.
Because homosexuals and the like all decide to rain on your straight parade and molest all your children and try to turn all people into homosexuals. That’s what we aim to do all the time, why didn’t you see it before? We sit in the same room as you because we want you to catch our...
December 2009
136 posts
ryxspring →
Can I lick your booty hole? The awkwardness, I cannot even begin. Well, let’s put it like this. Meet these conditions:
You’re male
You have a million dollars to spare
You don’t mind if I shit into your face
Buy me some new clothes before this
Take me to dinner
Take me to ANOTHER dinner, in Hawaii
I get to shit into your face, again
Win the contest to inflict the most pain...
ryxspring →
Dick in your poopy hole? Uhm, I don’t know what you’re quite asking. :? Is this a yes/no thing? Hahah. D: LOL. This reminds me of the time my friend was saying “it’s like taking a crap over & over!” and I said “No it’s not.” And she said, “How would you know it’s not?” Only with me to respond with “How do you know it is,...
ryxspring →
What’s the funniest thing someone’s done in your classes this year?. Uhm. There were a lot of funny things, really. Really, though, I think I’ve made my own ass roll on the floor laughing. :/ Specifically, when I made the discovery that my math teacher looks like Professor Oak pretty recently, before the beginning of break. I blurted it out to everyone in class & could not...
“It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on...”
– Mahatma Gandhi
ryxspring →
Is there anybody in school that irritates you? Lyke in your classes? Shmeh. Not in class (yet), but I’m irritated by those typical “I’m all that” people, or the people that are anti-gay and think I’m weird & gross. Y’know. The typical people that nobody really honestly likes anyways. :X Generally I’m not irritated by people though, or annoyed. I made...
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How did y0u kn0w tht y0u were gay nd h0w did ur friends nd family react t0 it? Was it easy f0r y0u 2 c0me 0ut?
Well… the same way someone would know their own sexual orientation of being heterosexual. Meaning, knowing that you’re gay is the same way someone would know that you’re straight. This is a good question. :P To answer more specifically: you know how you don’t...
First formspring question! →
Because it deserves an individual, single post. :P Hi Michael! i wanna be your first formspring message. haha amm i?
And the title says it all—yes, you are. xD
I made a formspring! →
Ask me something? Anything? Just talk to me? I’ll post it back up on tumblr for you to see how I answered. Need advice? I’m friendly, don’t worry. Hahah. It’s anonymous too, so don’t worry about your identity being revealed or anything unless you choose to. xD
“When you’re young everything feels like the end of the world. But it’s not; it’s...”
– 17 Again (via eletheowl) (via thewordsalloverme) (via sheskillingme) (via retro-passion-love)
[22:01] 12/26/09 (Saturday)
Dogs: Whatcha get whatcha get whatcha get?
Michael: Rollerblades.
Michael: And.
Michael: Clothes.
Michael: And.
Michael: Money,.
Dogs: DON'T DO IT.
Michael: xD
If you've read my blog for a while, you would understand the inside joke. LOL. xD
“A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.”
– John le Carre
30
Whenever I get into an argument with my parents, it’s like I can never win the debate ‘cause it’s not my side that matters at all, but it’s only theirs that does. They’ll acknowledge my perspective on the story for a few moments—oh, thirty seconds—but then afterwards they go on for hours about their side. And how mine is wrong, theirs is right, and I...
13679.) I'm scared that the only reason I like you...
(via blogsecret)
“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.”
– Michel de Montaigne
Paramore - Born For This; for Streampad
[17:45] 12/23/09 (Wednesday)
Ba1100n: I'd gladly 3-way RP with anyone really
Ba1100n: as long as they have some decency of RPing.
Ba1100n: lol that sounds really wrong if you replaced RP with like "sex"
Ba1100n: >_>
FF(x)Lord: Yeahhh.
“A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s...”
– Rodney Dangerfield
29
Okay!
So I haven’t been able to do a post in a bit (so much for a daily streak, huh?), but I was having a great time this whole Christmas time with family & friends. It was really fun. Lotsa laughs & good spirits, and it helped me keep my mind preoccupied. I’m glad I wasn’t daydreaming (too much) today (Christmas) or yesterday (Eve).
I also was able to ride my...
13627.) I'm sorry I took you for granted, I...
(via blogsecret)
13537.) Hi, you. Yeah, YOU. You are amazing! You...
(via blogsecret)
“Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
28
Okay. So today I was supposed to get my aggressive in-lines (erm, I mean yesterday—it’s past midnight right now). But I didn’t, because apparently the local sports store doesn’t sell the ones I’m looking for (I mean, they had rollerblades… but not aggressive in-lines. Those are the professional ones, y’know).
Continuing off on the post from yesterday:
My...
[13:11] 12/22/09 (Tuesday)
Michael: And brb
Michael: getting my blades.
Dogs: Shoot!
Dogs: Don't cut me!
Dogs: Don't hurt anyone!
Dogs: What are you doing?
Dogs: You have a life to live!
Dogs: Stop!
Dogs: Now!
Dogs: Buddy!
Dogs: Michael!
Dogs: Don't do it!
Dogs: MICHAEL DON'T DO IT.
Dogs: YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU.
Dogs: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.D
Dogs: DAMNIT, MICHAEL.
Dogs: DAMNIT MICHAEL! REPLY TO ME!
Dogs: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
(And after a long archive of messages sent by Dogs concerned for some emo cutting...)
Michael: Oh shit
Michael: I just checked back on this thing.
Michael: You know I meant ROLLERBLADES, right?
(Oh Gawd, Dogs, much love to you.)
27
Sorry I didn’t get a post today (erm, yesterday). I will post double-the-amount, or something like that, tomorrow (erm, today). Yeah. K?
“First things first, but not necessarily in that order.”
– Doctor Who
[16:45] 12/20/09 (Sunday)
FF(x)Lord: Hmmm.
Ba1100n: http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/
Ba1100n: rofl
Ba1100n: oh
Ba1100n: link got cut off
Ba1100n: sadfaic
FF(x)Lord: ...
FF(x)Lord: I just see the end./
“Everybody is too busy with their own lives to give a damn about your book,...”
– Hugh Macleod
26
Today my parents came over to my Grandma’s, although far later than expected. What’s annoying is that they can never bring happiness along with them when they first enter the household—it’s always just loads and loads of stress & yelling they have on them, no smiles or anything. To be honest I wish they could visit just for once and be happy about it. It feels like...
[15:09] 12/17/09 (Thursday)
It's just a curious thought...
Ba1100n: Do you think someone can live off writing books even if they don't graduate high school?
FF(x)Lord: Depends on how many books you manage to sell.
FF(x)Lord: And on the quality of those books,
FF(x)Lord: And how well recognized they are.
Ba1100n: Simply saying: is it possible.
FF(x)Lord: It doesn't defy any laws of physics, so yes. But,
FF(x)Lord: That's a risky manuver.
FF(x)Lord: Because if it doesn't sell out, you are COMPLETELY screwed.
“Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.”
– Jimmy Wales
25
Had a lot of sleep today. Wanna know why?
I was at my best friend’s and I pretty much pulled an all-nighter, staying up for more than 24 hours. Then, finally deciding it was time to try to get some sleep, I was cranky as-hell and wanted to just sleep. But no—both my friends just kept me awake by poking me, burying me in shit, & more while I was trying to sleep. Annoyed as fuck, I...
“In order to achieve something you have never achieved before… you must do...”
– J. Calipari
[20:09] 12/15/09 (Tuesday)
gba1100n: going to Michael's after I eat
ehkztatyk: hahahahaa.
ehkztatyk: i have a diamond company.
ehkztatyk: owns your arts&crafts store
gba1100n: stfu
gba1100n: lol
gba1100n: LOL